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Once again, YMB's team of investigative infotainment reporters have managed to discover spoilers for a super-popular TV show, this time the second half of the first season of NBC's big, hit TV show Heroes...
Budget concerns have forced the show to abandon its plan to have Hiro fight a dinosaur armed only with a samurai sword. At first, they planned to replace that fight with him fighting a crocodile, but then that was deemed to dangerous. Instead, he will fight Bindi Irwin, the eight year-old daughter of the Crocodile Hunter, in a crossover promotion with Discovery Kids.
Hiro is not expected to survive the encounter.
The heroes will be thrown for a loop when painter of the future Isaac, being a tempermental druggie artist, decides to change mediums, causing massive delays in the heroes being able to get the information they need from his visions.
The problem?
He takes up sculpting.
In marble.
With a chisel.
Heroes will start to suffer from the same NBC stunt casting that ultimately hurt ER and Will and Grace. When Linderman is finally revealed he will be played by none other than 80s sitcom star Bronson Pinchot. A production assistant told us: "It seemed like a good idea at the time. Get Balki for the part, have him do a funny accent. Give the show a little humor injection. But now that we're filming it... damn, was this ever a mistake. We should have gotten Cousin Larry."
Catchphrases, catchphrases, catchphrases! Along with the now famous "Save the Cheerleader, Save the World", and "Are You On the List?", expect your favorite Heroes characters to spout out "Bring it On!", "Imma Blow Up Your Face!", and "You Want to Stick That Where?"
The show's creators will continue their practice of subtley naming characters as Hiro meets new heroes "Sue Permann", "Juss Tisse", "Goodguy McSaint", and villainess "Eve Ill".
Ali Larter will take her clothes off in an upcoming episode. Due to the magic of "strategically-placed shadows" and "carefully-situated foreground objects"... you're still not gonna see anything.
Hiro will disappear into the past again. This time, when he comes back, he will return as a skilled swordsman, a perfect speaker of English, and lead singer of Wyld Stallyns.
Due to a busy schedule at DC, artist Tim Sale will no longer be able to provide the actual art for Isaac's in-story comic book. He will be replaced by comic book bad boy Pat Lee. The change in the look of the art will be explained within the context of the show by having Isaac suffer a stroke.
Our infotainment reporters last brought you spoilers for season three of "LOST."
Posted by YourMomsBasement at January 17, 2007 08:30 AM
