by the YMB Staff

Deadpool: Kill less people with Lenny Bruce's corpse. Start using with Bea Arthur's corpse. (Note to self: kill Bea Arthur.)

Mr. Fantastic: Might as well get that Playboy mansion pass Susan always said no to. Unstable molecule pajamas here I come!

Cyclops: Women don't make me complete, I am fine on my own. Women don't make me complete, I am fine on my own. Women don't make me complete, I am fine on my… Oh hey--

Batman: Try to use the bat-moped more instead of the other vehicles - it's just sitting there gathering dust.

Hank Pym: Don't accidentally invent any killer clone/robots this year.

Spawn: Get more sun.

Cable: Take less gear on missions - I never even need most of those guns and it costs a God-awful bundle when I invariably get thrown out of a jet or something and lose most of them, and it's really starting to kill my back carrying it all. Also, while I'm at it, I've got to stop with the eye glowing whenever I'm near Rachel - OK, so I had that funny dream about her... but even though she isn't my sis, she kinda is.

Swamp Thing: Get a new camera that won't give me red eye when the family photos come back.

Wolverine: I'm the best there is at what I do... But is there room for improvement? I want to make this Logan's year to shine.

Hulk: Hulk need to renew membership to Hello Kitty Fan Club.

Ghost Rider: This year I resolve to actually make the time to get out and walk a bit more. Sure, a mystical chopper fueled by the screams of the damned and hellfire gets you from point A to B quicker, but you never get to stop and appreciate the life's little miracles like you do when you're on a nature hike, or even just a stroll down the street.

Beast: Quit buying National Geographic tapes for pornography.

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