Reed Richard's Christmas Shopping List

For Sue: A romantic dinner out on the town. Create a hologram of myself to go with her.
For Johnny: "The David Spade Collection" on DVD
For Ben: Finish that "turn him back human" thing, if I have time. Otherwise, "Talledega Nights" on DVD.
For Franklin: Finish his new robotic play mate, the Omni-Robotic-Playmate-Humanistic-Artificial-Neuronet.
For Namor: Pants.

Danny Rand's Christmas Shopping List

For Cage: Yellow shirt (preferably with no shirt buttons). Possibly with easy-rip stitching.
For Matt Murdock: New mask after I punched out eye holes in his old one.
For everyone else: Silver tongue dollars.

Bruce Wayne's Christmas Shopping List

For Clark: WayneTech Brother-I GPS.
For Diana: WayneTech Brother-I GPS.
For Hal: WayneTech Brother-I GPS.
For Ollie: WayneTech Brother-I GPS.

Logan's Christmas Shopping List:

For Storm: Six pack of Michelob.
For Kurt: Six pack of Heineken.
For Peter: Six pack of Stroh's.
For Kitty: Hmm... is she old enough? ...Fine, six pack of lite beer. Pabst.

The Abomination's Christmas Shopping List:

For the Leader: Size 47 "Gamma Irradiates Go For Longer" baseball cap
For Doc Samson: "Gamma Irradiates Do It Glowingly" t-shirt

Hal Jordan's Christmas Shopping List

For Kyle Rayner: gift certificate to Starbucks. Twenty...no, five dollars.
For Guy Gardner: a new haircut bowl.
For John Stewart: Custom made JLU Animated John Stewart as a Darkstar figure.
For Alan Scott: Novelty glass eye with a smiley face in the pupil.
For Hector Hammond: 100 Gallon cowboy hat. No, ten.
For Sinestro: Mustache wax.

Tony Stark's Christmas Shopping List:

For Matt Murdock: Iron Devil Armour
For Marc Spector: Iron Knight Armour
For Danny Rand: Iron...Fist Armour

Darkseid's Christmas Shopping List:

For Superman: Death, Pain, Desolation. All that Darkseid IS, I impart to the last son of Krypton for his Earth Celebration.
For Orion: Merry Christ Birthing Day, my scion. So, too, shall you bear witness to the full fury of my power. Your legendary rage is naught compared to mine.
For Scott Free: I shall grind you under the hell of my boot. Your intestines shall feed my parademons. Enjoy your "Happy New Year." It shall be your last.
For Desaad: "Best Friends" Earth Hummel figurine.

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