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October 31, 2006



Draculas Vs. Frankensteins

POINT: DRACULA IS THE BEST MONSTER
By Jesse Farrell (age 10)

Dracula is very clearly the most superior monster of all. His power and strength are legendary and feared by all other monsters worldwide, except for the giant monsters of Japan who are really different types of monsters. Dracula has faught all his foes and won, including the wearwolf, Van Helsing, except in Van Helsing’s movie where he won because he was the star, duh, the X-Men onetime and even… Yes… Frankenstein’s monster.

Frankenstein’s monster, who is sometimes mistakenly called Frankenstein, which was really the name of the doctor who made him, is a big and very strong, but even his one “power” which is strength isn’t even as great as that of Dracula! Dracula has many, many powers including strength, bloodsucking, bat transformation, flying (sometimes), turning into mist, hyponotizing, AND strength! Also he cannot be killed except by three things- a stake to the heart (obviously!), fire, sunlight. Also having his head cut off could kill him. But otherwise, Dracula cannot be killed. In fact, Dracula is ALREADY DEAD so he can’t die again! On the other hand, theres Frankenstein.

Dracula is the ruler of Transylvania, in fact he is the COUNT of Transylvania but Frankenstein’s monster isn’t king of anything… Except maybe Burger King (ha ha!) Because of this Dracula wears a cape and other awesome clothes that never get dirty or rip even when he fights or transforms to animals forms (I forgot he can transform into wolf-mode, too). Frankenstein on the other hand wears dirty, torn pants and has a rope for a belt. He looks like a homeless person.

Dracula can create other draculas by biting them. By usuing his special attack, he can make other people do his will OR turn them into draculas which have all his powers, but less so (so he can still control them). What he does is he bites a person (usually not the hero but someone they are freinds with or married to) and then they die. Later they come out of a coffin- A DRACULA! LIKE HIM! Sometime they also have a cape, but usually not. What happens if Frankenstein bites you? Probably you just get a disease.

If you think about it Dracula has all the powers of the other monsters all rolled in one: he can turn into a wolf like wolfman. He is already dead like the mummy. He drinks blood like vampires. And he is strong… like Frankenstein, who is also very dumb and can’t even talk. Yes it is true that Frankenstein’s monster can go out in the daytime and a Dracula who did that would die- but I ask you, have you ever seen Frankenstein in the daytime? No.

So the best monster at Halloween has got be Dracula. Forget the creature or a ghost or something because Dracula is the king of the night and the PRINCE OF DARKNESS (and the only other one who gets to be called that is the Devil, who is a even more evil than a monster!) What is Frankenstein but a collection of dead bodies? Why would that be strong? I bet it would just smell and be gross and wormy.

Plus, did you know he doesn’t even have a normal brain? It’s true- Eegor dropped the regular brain and he got a weird brain instead.

Dracula is the king of monsters so look out at night or you could be his next victum!

COUNTERPOINT - FRANKENSTEIN WOULD TOTALLY KILL DRACULA IN A FIGHT.
by marty allen (age 10)

It is very obvious that Frankenstein would kill Dracula in a fight. First of all Frankenstein is way stronger. Even though Dracula is strong, too, everybody knows that Frankenstein is stronger and usually madder at everything which makes him even more strong. And also Frankenstein has big screws that come out of his neck.

Frankenstein is made up of dead bodies and then came to life because of lightning. Dracula came to life because he was being dumb and let some other stupid Dracula bite his neck. So if Dracula even tried to eat Frankenstein's blood that would probably kill Dracula, too, because it would be either dead body blood or lightning blood. And either one would probably light him on fire which is a good way to kill Dracula.

Next, Frankenstein is friends with little kids, but everyone else he beats up. Even though usually when you see Frankenstein there aren't any cars around, if there were, he could definitely pick them up and throw them very far. And if he threw a car at Dracula he would probably knock his head off. But that is only one way that Frankenstein would kill Dracula.

Also, he could keep fighting Dracula until it becomes daytime, and then Dracula would be dead (because the sun kills a Dracula), or if Dracula ran away or turned into a bat or something that would mean he lost because he was scared, anyways.

And also Frankenstein could body slam Dracula onto a fence or a flag pole that would go right through him into his heart.

Even though Dracula and Frankenstein are both strong, Frankenstein is stronger and would kill him many different ways in a fight.



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Posted by YourMomsBasement at October 31, 2006 12:10 AM


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