"No. I'd have never allowed a writer to make Batman slap Robin. Why would you even ask that?"

Infinite Crossover Exiled Champion Inferno Genesis Collector's Item Classic!

"Oh, Green Lantern, if only I had your power ring when I was fighting that spatial anomaly in the Alpha Quadrant. Or that spatial anomaly in the Beta Quadrant. Or that spatial anomaly in the Delta Quadrant. Or those fucking Klingons."

"Crisis? Sure. Infinite? I don't think so. I know infinite. This ain't it"

Actual Cry For Dawn model.

Rogue and... umm... someone... ah... kinda looks like um... Hey look, Rogue!

When did Andy Dick join the X-Men?

Shang-Chi, Master of Kung-Fu or Hong Kong Phooey?

"Do you have your boxing glove arrow?" "Yes."
"Do you have your handcuff arrow?" "Yes."
"Do you have your dildo arrow?" "Ye- I mean NO. No. I don't. At all."

That many people came here for Liefeld?

"That many people came here for LIEFELD?!"