First, the runners up:

1.
"Does anyone have change for 2 Bobas and a Jango?"(BoochConley)

"Any Jangos up for Jenga?"(BoochConley)

"Okay, who forgot to tell Pendergrass that we were all dressing up in ORIGINAL TRILOGY Costumes? Was that you Nickerson? ASS!"(Briandgarside)

2.
Gotta arrest 'em all! (BoochConley)

You won't believe how much I paid for this Picachu lovedoll!(johncarlucci)

3.
Yup, here is where I told Defalco to kiss it!(johncarlucci)

4.
"Eat your heart out, Frederick Wertham! Tonight, the innocent will be seduced by the Bat-Elephantiasis."(Morty)

The effects of Bat-Viagra(johncarlucci)

5.
"Thuh deltoid's connected to thuh... tri-cep! Thuh tricep's connected to thuh... tra-pe-zi-us! Trapezius is connected to thuh... mumble-mumble!... Thuh... Uh... Here you go, kid! Juggernaut!"

"Well, shit, kid, I'd do White Queen -- huhuhuh -- but do you see a copy of Sports Illustrated and a light-table around here?"(James T)

"Needs....more....shoulderpads!" (Matt Doc Martin)

Son-of-a! I always forget the feet(johncarlucci)

"So then, like the guy who looks like slime is kind of oozy, and he tells Shrink, like 'I feel kind of slimy sometimes.' J.Lo's gonna own this role!"(Morty)

And the grand prize winner is:

My Japanese mail-order bride looked different in the catalog.(Gardner Linn)

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