Hey! Lookit that hippie in the front there! Look at his big hippie beard and backpack! Want some comics, hippie?!
And just like the REAL Phoenix, I plan to die and be reborn!
Who's the real loser here: them for dressing like this, or me for not knowing who in the hell they're supposed to be?
Wow! Your costume might be totally authentic! I'd be more impressed if I knew who the hell you're supposed to be!
...
Fine... you're supposed to be Aurra Sing.
God, I suck...
"Who invited Cory?"
Really, our staff photographer couldn't give two figs about the freak in the helmet, but the garters? Me-yow.
I say thee...neigh?
The sad thing? Everyone in this picture is cooler than you!
Look at it again, knowing what you know about Wanda.
Jammies!
True love knows no bounds.
"Yeah, it's a bicycle seat. How'd you guess?"
Scarecrow... cockblocked by Batman!
"HULK... fap?"
The sad thing? Everyone in this picture is cooler than you!
"Jailbait Sense... tingling."
Creeeeepy...
"Yeah, we got these cheap... so what?
Too-small clothes and body odor not geek enough for you? Try a t-shirt with an in-joke!
YOU'RE ALL DYING ALONE
"Hah! You fed me after midnight! Now...you die!"
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