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September 27, 2007



Klingon Karma Sutra

The Klingon Karma Sutra is a reference manual all those people out there who wish they were Klingon. There area lot of them out there or Star Trek wouldn't be as big as show as it is, not would there be people who actually get married in Klingon on grab. I wish I was joking about that too, but I'm not.

A Klingon woman expects to be wooed with poetry, but the male should be prepared to duck. She will roar and fling heavy objects. Once the male has made some progress, she will claw at him. When she is prepared to mate, she will bite him on the face.

(...)Lesson Three: yIn DayajmeH 'oy' yISIQ To understand life, endure pain. For Klingons, pain is a spiritual test, and it can also be a celebration of life. Biting is an important part of Klingon mating, and a broken clavicle on the wedding night is considered a blessing upon the marriage.

The Klingon Karma Sutra like it's Terran copy is NSFW, but I can assure that the Klingon version is a productivity stopper rather than "something to try later(with my real doll.)."

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Posted by TheLintTrap at September 27, 2007 02:59 PM

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