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You know there are awards for people that do stupid things. You don't believe me that there are rewards set in place for people who do stupid things? OK, the how do you explain Jackass, XML Football and half of the output by Hollywood?
You don't do you?
Well there is another reward for jackassery, and that reward is our amusement.
All the while I'm looking at this little device measuring about 5" long, less than 3/4 inch in circumference, (pretty cute really and loaded with two itsy, bitsy triple-A batteries) thinking to myself, "No possible waaay!"What happened next is almost beyond description, but I'll do my best.....I'm sitting there alone, Gracie[the cat] looking on with her head cocked to one side as if to say, "Don't do it Master." Reasoning that a one-second burst from such a tiny little ole thing couldn't hurt all that bad....I decided to give myself a one-second burst just for the heck of it. I touched the prongs to my naked thigh, pushed the button, and ...HOLY MOTHER ..WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION...@!@$$!%!@*!!!
Posted by TheLintTrap at June 4, 2007 04:52 PM