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You need to reading Gutsville, which came out yesterday. It is jawesome.
Some links:
Here is a link to a preview of next month's exciting issue.
http://www.frazerirving.com/home/blog/blog.html
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Thirty years have past since Star Wars came out on the silver screen. To some reading this entry that means that this entire time, you've lived with the knowledge that there has always been a Star Wars. You're parents are older than Star Wars, but Star Wars will be timeless while your parents pander to the cliché script that Star Wars offered us all.
BUT, there is a luddite at Wired who has just watched Star Wars for the first time. Ever. Yes that's right, someone has managed to keep away form Star Wars for 30 years. He might be the last man in America that hasn't seen Star Wars.
He might be the last man to watch Star Wars, but his observations about he movie aren't too far off.
No wonder Guinness bailed out after the first movie. When you’ve played Col. Nicholson in Bridge on the River Kwai and Prince Feisal in Lawrence of Arabia, donning the threadbare cosset of a washed-up Jedi knight and swapping sophmoric banalities with third-rate actors must have been a severe shock to the system.
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We know the thing we all say, why are there always hot chicks with Douchbags. We don't know the answer, they[the women] don't know the answer, we here we are, asking the question again and now we have a site to back it up.
And what the hell is going on with the two guys at the end of the line? Did they fall into a bat of Tang™?
http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com
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Ok, I know, I know people are stupid, but really these next two link are probably why there should be a license for people to breed. Some people shouldn't breed. At all. Even sex should be against the law for some people, because there is a remote chance that they can spawn children.
Some tourist kid in Germany walking around in his birthday suit because he thought it was an OK thing to do in Germany. Just to walk in the streets, naked. In the streets NAKED! Police fined him, made him get dressed and were just really confused at the sheer stupidity of the whole thing.
The kid was American. No state his taking responsibility for his residence. I just hope it was a family member.
Didier Stevens made a Google Adsense ad that said "Is your PC virus-free? Get it infected here!"
409 people made inquires.
There is no need for a punchline.
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Mick Jagger has a small willy. There I said it. It is one of those things that I didn't need to know, like Screech has a large penis. Another thing I didn't need to know, but there you go. Mick has a small penis then out of concern, or hatred(depending on who you ask), went into the Amazon and wrapped his pecker in baboo and had bees sting it.
Who comes up with this shit.
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There is a car that runs on air. Yeah, for every Euro($1.38) you can drive 100km(roughly 62 miles). There are a few downsides, one being that the care is GLUED TOGETHER! Not welded, glued. So if you live in the Southwest, you might as well break out the duct tape. One the plus side, you won't get you money sucked from you, in return you just have to blow your car.
Gearheads are excited about this now.
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Knoxville nails my nuts
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Dead rock icons are now selling Doc Marten's. Apparently heaven wasn't all that it was cracked up to be and now there is a severe need for smokes, alcohol and better instruments.
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Marvel has a thread where board members are playing an RPG online. For those who dated in high school, "RPG" stands for Role Playing Game.
So, they have the combined might of Marvel's mightiest heroes at their disposal and decades of storylines to build from! So, how do they start it off?
Hi, in this RPG super villains have all of a sudden gotten 10x stonger. A team has just entered a power plant in search of answers. ps. My character will be Scarlet-Spider.
Um... okay... So, let's get started!
"Devil, Ironman, come with me." says Scarlet-Spider. "We'll go to the central computer of the facility."
They're the best they are at what they do!
Daredevil moves swiftly and in silence, his radar guiding him, and as he walked, he feels a strange, gutural sound, "seems like its at the end of the corridor" and he starts running billy club in hand, suddenly a sour smells gets in his nose, as he walks in in a room covered in blood of several dismember bodys, and in the center hunging upside down is Carnage."your not the spider, just an´ol friend areya?? well just some for us
"im warning you Carnage, justice is swift, and im the executioner"
OMG! Carnage is hunging upside down! What will our heroes do?
I'll be Wolverine.
Wolverine has joined the fight!
Ok, Wolverine,you will come with us.P.S. right now were getting our butts kicked by Carnage.
Come on guys! Don't let Carnage turn you into losers!
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I took this opening paragraph from a news wire. Link to the full story at the bottom.
Thu May 17, 11:50 AM ETCANBERRA (Reuters) - A nude car wash offering an X-rated sideshow and topless cleaning in Australia's tropical Queensland state has been given the all-clear after police and officials said they were powerless to scrub it.
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This isn't a bad case of fan-fic porn. This is a real item that Marvel is offering to the general public. Mary-Jane, bent over a tub washing Spider-man's pervert suit, with a whale's tale, pearl necklace and enough bust to make a plastic surgeon blush.
It bad enough that comic fans are sometimes seen as social degenerates. It's worst when the companies that charge us for this title just reinforce the stereotype.
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I don't want to see this, but you can. It's a link to Dlisted's site that has the You Tube Video of Marlyn Manson's new video with him having sex with his girlfriend.
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Popeye are tons of spinach. Spinach to make the musckles big and be ables to protect Olive Oil. Now someone is taking away the spinach and the Olive and just leaving Popeye and Oil.
Body builders are injecting themselves with oil into their arms to make the muscles seem larger than they are. Another way of thinking about it is stuffing a sock in your pants before a first date.
Link With a photo.
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There is a Zombie Last Supper.
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Photos with commentary from the wedding of Alan Moore and Melinda Gebbie.
Weddings should be garish things to scare people away. This one succeeds in that.
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Jane Fonda kisses Colbert on his show. Actually she sits on his lap, straddles him and kisses him.
This was not a peak. This was the uncomfortable boner.
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I have to say, I don't know how to react to this. On one level, I love watching the infant's curiosity. It's one of those things that can really make a day seem short, watching children interact with the world around them.
On another level, I'm slightly horrified that the cobra might have fangs. I can observe that the snake tries to bite the child several times, but never latches on. You can assume that reason why is because the snake has been de-fanged.
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Time just released a list of it's 25 greatest movie villains. It's a good list, with lots of diversity. From every genre and from a lot of countries that I'm surprised would get mentioned on a US magazine.
There is only one person on that list who I wouldn't have had on there. I don't want to spoil who it is, but it's an odd choice. Considering the character and who the second villainous character was in that movie.
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What's Becomes of Computers, a site that might be best view on a 640X480 monitor through the Mosaic browser.
It's a site of old computers and what happens to them when you let them go. It's not pretty. I was half expecting to see on an Toast Mac on the corner selling itself for a few dollars.
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I know, I know, I was shocked too to read that Jared, the weight loss king from Subway use to run a porn shop from his room in college, where the collection was vast and the rates were good.
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If I had boobs and a vajayjay, I'd be buying these shirts, which are really classy and the type of shirts that I like on girls, as fast as I could.
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Natalie Portman wants to be a cam-girl.
OK. I just wanted everyone to know that sometime soon, the one site that will generate more traffic than google, you know where you heard it first.
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Really, I never knew there was site for this, Hot Chicks with Douchbags. We all made jokes about hot chicks like douchebags, and if you didn't say this(or think this) guess what, you're probably a douchebag(sorry to burst your bubble). A whole site devoted to hot chicks and the douchebags that they… Lo… erm… lust?
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Moe Wampum Tees is now offering a Don't Free Paris Hilton shirt.
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Chris's Invincible Super=Blog has a link to a story that he wrote for Cracked.com(America’s Only Humor Website®), which is the initial notes for Spider-man 3 before production. Some of them are down right the best things to not make it into the movie.
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Verve.com has a list of 20 comics that they think will change your world.
I tend to agree that many of these comics will change your world view on what a comic book can be about in terms of power of story.
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This petition is to make certain that the celebutant Paris Hilton is held accountable for driving on suspended license while on probation.
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Paris's lack of social awareness and concern over the consequences of the law should allow her to become a symbol of what happens when celebrity breaks the law. Hilton serving time in jail will offer more to the general youth of America than most effort by organized social networks like M.A.D.D..
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There is a costumed pervert in Phoenix, AZ calling himself Citizen Prime. Some guy spent four grand on a costume, with chest plating made from a real armorer. Now he drives around Pheonix(the safe neighborhoods) on the lookout for crime. Battling the injustice of the hard city streets(in the safe neighborhoods) with his trusty mobile phone.
LOOK AT MY CROTCH!
Here is an article on him on the city's local news-webportal.
And of course, here is his MySpace page.
Jesus, look at all the other costumed perverts running around the United States. It's a Pulp Nation all of a sudden.
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