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OHNOES!!!1!! Tara Reid had plastic surgery! AND SHE REGRETS IT!!! Eeeeeekk!!!
On why she had plastic surgery in the first place:Click the link at the top of the post for some pics of the saggy, bulgy, contorted, heinous freak. A couple of NSFW pics* are there of Tara exposing her boob when she went to a P. Diddy party and posed for pictures outside the event, unaware the entire time that he gown had slipped down, exposing her freakishly mauled left breast. Unaware, perhaps, because the crime against nature on her chest severed all nerve endings when it implanted itself on her as a host for an alien egg that will eventually give birth to a race of Earth-conquering marauders from another galaxy?
"I got my breasts done for the first time because my breasts were uneven. I was a 34-B, but the right one was always bigger than the left. I weigh 110 pounds now, but I always used to fluctuate by 10 pounds, so my skin was kind of saggy. I figured, I'm in Hollywood, I'm getting older, I'm going to fix them."On what went wrong:
"First of all, I asked for big Bs, and he did not give me big Bs. He gave me Cs, and I didn't want them. At all. Right after the surgery, I had some bumps along the edges of my nipples, but the doctor said, 'Don't worry, it's going to be better.' But after six months of 'it's going to get better,' it started to get worse and worse."On being intimate:
"Guys I was dating would be like, 'What's wrong with them? They look really bad. You know, you should really get them fixed.' So embarrassing. I mean, you definitely need to turn off the lights, that's for sure."On getting lipo:
"I got lipo because even though I was skinny, I wanted - I'm not going to lie - a six-pack. I had body contouring, but it all went wrong. My stomach became the most ripply, bulgy thing."
Damn, she's a freak. YOU'RE THE FEMALE MICHAEL JACKSON, WOMAN! LIVE WITH THAT.
* Admit it. Normally you see "NSFW pics" and immediately go to shut your door and reach for the Johnson's Baby Lotion and the box of Kleenex, right? Trust us, you won't need them here. Although you may still want to shut the door. No need to traumatize anyone else simply because you're morbidly curious and you're one of the only three people on the planet to have never seen pictures of Tara Reid's freak boobs.
Posted by YMB Staff at October 13, 2006 02:35 PM