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October 10, 2006



Popularity contest.

Sandy Sullivan, a 65-year old woman in Wisconsin, is running for Secretary of State against a 28-year encumbent. We know, we know. Who gives a flying frog's ass, right?

Well, it turns out that Ms. Sullivan was quite the naughty girl in her younger years. In 2004, Ms. Sullivan published a book detailing her various love affairs with members of the Green Bay Packers:

In it, she confides that her goal was always to marry a pro football player, saying they are "fast, sleek and clean," are built like "Greek gods" and love women.

"The football players of the 1950s and '60s were every bit as 'HOT' as the men of the present day, if not more so," Sullivan writes of the days when she was a trim, miniskirted brunette who did some modeling. "Remember, the '60s was the 'dawning of the Age of Aquarius' and some women ... were thrilled to experience this brave, new freedom, and celebrate our sexuality ... and the football players loved it!"

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Sullivan says she was 19 in 1961 when she took a job with the Packers selling tickets and met [legendary Packer Paul] Hornung, the Heisman Trophy-winning running back. She was instantly smitten with the wavy-haired golden boy known for his off-the-field romantic exploits.

"Here he was, in the flesh! Oh! My God! He was soooo CUTE! ... He immediately asked me out and I immediately accepted," Sullivan wrote. She quickly learned "there are two things football players think about all the time ... FOOTBALL AND SEX ... and seldom in that order."


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Posted by YMB Staff at October 10, 2006 06:10 PM

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