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Apparently, Hulk Hogan's teenage son was driving his dad's Lamborghini when it caught fire, utterly destroying it.
Dude.
We know how our dad would have reacted if we had pulled a stunt like this when we were teenagers and he was driving a beat up old Chevy. We can only imagine what's going to happen to the boy considering that it was a REALLYFUCKINGEXPENSIVE Italian sports car and his dad can whip 'im with the LEG DROP OF DOOM!! ZOM!G!!1!!!! Whatcha gonna do, boy? WHATCHA GONNA DO??? Those 24-inch pythons are comin' for you!!!!!
It would totally rule it if the boy got home and the Hulkster started wailing on him, only to have his she-beast of a daughter appear from under the living room sofa with a steel chair and just brain him! I can just hear JR screaming, "OHMYGOD!!! IT'S BROOKE HOGAN AND SHE JUST HIT HOGAN WITH A STEEL CHAIR!!!" Yeah!!!!
Posted by YMB Staff at September 14, 2006 07:45 AM