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Whitney is divorcing Bobby. You know, we didn't hold out much hope for this union when it first happened, but when Bobby successfully turned Whitney into a crack ho and she ran her career into the ground, we figured they were together for good.
Well, apparently all it takes is one BET video slut to break up a good thing.
TMZ is also reporting that infamous "Video Vixen" (a.k.a. "slut") Karrine "Superhead" Steffans is one of the main reasons for the divorce. Bobby Brown has been seen with Karrine pretty often lately. He's been staying at her house and Karrine allegedly pays for Bobby's pre-paid cell phone. Man, what a drag. Going from being a famous multi-millionaire married to another famous multi-millionaire to a divorced loser riding a used vacuum cleaner and mooching money to keep your cell phone working.
(We know, we know. Too much Hollywood celebrity news and not enough comic book/geek snark. But we don't control the flow of information, friends. It controls us.)
Posted by YMB Staff at September 14, 2006 07:00 AM