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September 18, 2006



Eight Days a Weak

The Marvel Boards are debating who is the weakest superhero of all. Or, rather, "THE WEAKEST SUPERHERO U CAN THINK OF".

If you can get through all the bad spelling, it looks like people are not fans of Jubille, Angel, and, strangely enough... Howard the Duck.

But the best part is when the guy shows up who apparently hasn't read a Spider-Man book in the last two years:

WELLL...REALLY, SPIDEY'S ONLY POWER IS TO CLIMB WALLS, SPIDER SENSE, AND SUPERHUMAN ABILITES

SPIDEY CANT REALLY SHOOT WEBS....DOESNT ANYONE REMEBER THAT HE USES CATROGES

Yell at us some more, Yelling-Man!

THE MOVIE GOT IT ALL WRONG BECUZ IN SPIDEY 1...THEY SHOWED U WEB INSIDE THE VEINS....SPIDEY IS SUPPOSE TO HAVE A PRESSING DEVICE WRAPPED AROUND HIS HAND THAT SHOOTS THIS FAKE BUT REALISTIC WEB

I think Yelling-Man might be the weakest superhero I can think of.

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Posted by YourMomsBasement at September 18, 2006 09:00 AM

Comments

"Superhuman abilities" are a weak power?

As an aside... wow, I'm glad I never registered for the Marvel boards.

Posted by: Russell H at September 19, 2006 04:00 AM

Yelling Man..?

...Archon?

Posted by: Mr. Farrell at September 19, 2006 01:55 PM

Your Mom's Basement
Get your geek on.

And never wash it off.
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