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September 22, 2006

Marvel vs J.C.

Marvel.com wants to know who'd win: Thor or Jesus?

Its a toughie. Thor may be superstrong, invulnerable and can chuck lightning...but Jesus is the soul of the party with his ability to transmute water into wine and food multiplication powers. Plus he is darned handy with a hammer himself considering he is a qualified carpenter.

Who's side are YOU on? Ah, the side that takes itself too seriously:

JESUS THE CHRIST!

God and Jesus are real entities - where as Asgard is purely a fiction. That being said let's just say the two hypothetically met in the 616 universe of Marvel Comics.

He wouldn't defeat Thor, for they would have no reason to fight. Thor, would quickly come to see that Jesus is both wise and loving, and he would offer to follow Jesus. Jesus would teach him the word of God, and eventually Thor would go on to preach the gospel to both peoples of Midgard and Asgard...showing to everyone that is God our father, and that Jesus is the son of man. Our brother and sheppard.

It would technically be a draw, because they would both win each other as friends, for that is the way of Jesus. Jesus will always prevail.

No, I don't see where you're going with this... Jesus likes Jello?

Jesus turned water into wine,

Thor, what are you going to do with that Gelatin Hammer?

See where I'm going with this one

Someone's going to hell...

Jesus is so powerful how came he got nailed to a cross & died? that count as a super power.

maybe jesus is just into a little S & M and in which case would mind if thor hit him around a bit.

A call for objectivity:

The idea is that they ARE FIGHTING and who would win.... if we were talking about any other superhero vs any superhero it would come down to a list of powers and capabilities.... But what can Jesus do? compared to Thor.

Look at things objectively....

Does this count as objective?

After His ressurection, He became part of the Holy Trinity, sharing the same power as God our Father, the Creator of the Universe.

In Marvel Comics 616 terms...Jesus Christ would have -
The presence of Infinity
The knowledge of the Watchers
The power of the Beyonder
The awareness of the Living Tribunal
And the connection to life and death of the Phoenix Force

If in a hypothetically impossible scenario they did battle - it would be a relatively short fight, and let's just leave it at that.

So, apparently, they should actually be asking who would win between Jesus and the Beyonder... It would be a fairer fight.

Posted by YourMomsBasement at September 22, 2006 03:00 PM