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August 28, 2006



Insert your own transvestite hooker joke here.

We don't make this stuff up. We only link you to it. D-Listed reports:

Melanie "Scary Spice" Brown and Eddie Murphy have been dating since this past June. Eddie is so enamored with the fallen pop star that he has proposed to her. A friend of the couple claims they are currently shopping around and looking for the perfect ring. The pair also each got a tattoo with the other's name last month.

Dude. Just . . . ewwwww. Did any of the Spice Girls end up good looking? We regularly cruise the celebrity gossip blogs and they're obsessed enough with Posh Spice that we know the answer is a resounding "no" in at least her case.

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Posted by YMB Staff at August 28, 2006 09:30 AM

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