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July 20, 2006



Thunder-Bolts

Is J-Bolt Back? Could it be? Have the gods of Internet Idiots smiled upon us again?

Is this mysterious all-caps posting guy on page two of this Comicon.com thread really J-Bolt?

IF THIS IS THE REAL JUDY MOOSE, YOU'D BETTER IMMEDIATELY E-MAIL ME THROUGH THIS BOARD OR, SO HELP ME, I WILL EXPOSE WHY YOUR EMPLOYMENT FROM MY COMPANY WAS TERMINATED BY ME, IN 2000!!! NO MORE LIES AND NO MORE COMMUNICATION WITH THESE BASHER MORONS OR I'LL EXPOSE THE TRUTH WITH DOCUMENTATION POSTED ON THE LIGHTNING BOLT ENTERTAINMENT WEBSITE CONCERNING YOUR DISMISSAL FROM MY COMPANY!!! IS THIS UNDERSTOOD? I'VE NOT SAID THE GROUNDS OF YOUR DISMISSAL FROM MY COMPANY OUT OF PROFESSIONALISM, BUT WHAT YOU'RE DOING HERE NEGATES MY OWN PROFESSIONALISM CONCERNING YOU!!!

And this:

I SERIOUSLY hope that you all get jobs as TELLERS AT A FREAKIN' SPERM BANK!

What the hell does that even mean?

Godspeed J-Bolt. Godspeed.

Background on J-Bolt:

JBolted.com

YABS thread on J-Bolt (for a rainy afternoon of reading).

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Posted by YourMomsBasement at July 20, 2006 09:00 AM

Comments

"RARELY EVER DO I TYPE POSTS IN CAPITAL LETTERS, BUT THIS IS JUST HOW FURIOUS YOUR LITTLE LYING TIRADE HAS MADE ME!!!"


Oooh! He's. Just. So. Mad!!!!

Posted by: YMB Staff at July 20, 2006 10:23 AM

Your Mom's Basement
Get your geek on.

And never wash it off.
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