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Okay, it's really not fair to use the picture on the right with this next item, but we really can't help ourselves. Just acknowledge that we attempt to scandalize and demonize the truly salacious news bits, plus titillate our friends from NAMBLA.
Harry Potter star Daniel Radcliffe (who is demonstrably older than he appears in the pic we're using, by the way) is set to star in a play in London's West End where . . . well . . . we'll let someone else describe it for you:
The 17-year-old will make his stage debut as Alan Strang in Peter Shaffer's Equus - a drama about a stable boy's erotic fixation with horses.The role calls for Radcliffe to simulate sexual pleasure as he rides naked.
Apparently, this play opened on Broadway in 1974 with Anthony Hopkins and enjoyed 1,200 performances, so that makes everything okay. IT'S ART, YOU PERV.
Posted by YMB Staff at July 31, 2006 10:00 AM