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July 21, 2006



Can't Sleep? Now You Can Blame Someone Else!

The Ricardos had it right all along!

According to the article:

When men spend the night with a bed mate their sleep is disturbed, whether they make love or not, and this impairs their mental ability the next day.

The lack of sleep also increases a man's stress hormone levels.

According to the New Scientist study, women who share a bed fare better because they sleep more deeply.

Dr. Neil Stanley, who clearly plans to use the study results to kick his wife out of bed, said, revealingly:

"Historically, we have never been meant to sleep in the same bed as each other. It is a bizarre thing to do.

"Sleep is the most selfish thing you can do and it's vital for good physical and mental health.

"Sharing the bed space with someone who is making noises and who you have to fight with for the duvet is not sensible.

"If you are happy sleeping together that's great, but if not there is no shame in separate beds."

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Posted by YourMomsBasement at July 21, 2006 12:00 PM

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